Friday, June 05, 2009

Making it Clear..

From the Associated Press: "The body of American actor David Carradine, best known for the 1970s TV series "Kung Fu," was found in a hotel room closet with a rope tied to his neck and genitals, and his death may have been caused by accidental suffocation, Thai police said Friday. 'The two ropes were tied together,' he (aThai Police official) said. 'It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure.' "

Let me make this perfectly clear, as Dick Nixon would have said: if you find me naked in a closet with a rope around my neck and nuts, it ain't accidental. I am somewhat clumsy, but even I can't imagine getting into that situation.

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