Tuesday, January 09, 2007

37 Ideas For GW Bush T-shirts

Some potential George W Bush T-shirt slogans:

1) (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush.

2) 1/20/09: End of an Error

3) That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

4) Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First

5) If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran

6) Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

7) You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time

8) Be nice to the USA or we'll bring "democracy" to YOUR country!

9) Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant

10) Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

11) George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight

12) Impeachment: It's Not Just for having sex Anymore

13) Would someone PLEASE give Bush a blow job so we can start the impeachment?

14) America : One Nation, Under Surveillance

15) They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

16) Which God Do You Kill For?

17) Cheney/Satan '08

18) Jail to the Chief

19) Who Would Jesus Torture?

20) No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade??

21) Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap

22) Bad president! No Banana.

23) We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

24) We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

25) "Yeehaw!" is not a foreign policy

26) Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood

27) Is It Vietnam Yet?

28) Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

29) Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?

30) You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

31) You can't spell "WAR" without Dubya

32) Impeach Cheney First

33) A President's IQ should be THREE digits.

34) When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.26

35) The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

36) 2004: Embarrassed 2005: Horrified 2006: Terrified

37) If you can read this, you're not the President.

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