Friday, July 04, 2008

We'll Have A Homosexual Ol' Time!

The rabidly anti gay "American Family Association" (the same group that made "Family Values" synonymous with bigotry, hate and intolerance) uses an auto correction filter when it publishes stories on its website. Thus the word "gay" is automatically corrected to homosexual. But that backfires sometimes.

They ran a story about runner Tyson Gay (you know what is coming) that turned out thus:

"Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has. His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind.

Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing.

'It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me.' "

So to this wacko group, is the bomber that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima the "Enola Homosexual"?

Did Fred Astaire star in the movie "The Homosexual Divorcee"?? Must have been filmed in the heathen liberal hell hole of Canada, or Massachusetts.

Was the last line in "The Flintstones" really "We'll have a homosexual ol' time...WILMA!!!!" Betty and Wilma as Lesbians? Barney must have been a perfect bottom!

God, these religious nuts are insane.

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