Poor Little Ted

Here is some interesting news: that pitiful victim of self loathing (as taught by the wonderful world of conservative, Bible toting Christians) Rev. Ted Haggard is now begging his former followers and anyone else he can bilk for money.

Listen to his gall, as expressed in an email he sent to supporters:

"It looks as though it will take two years for us to have adequate earning power again, so we are looking for people who will help us monthly for two years. During that time we will continue as full-time students, and then, when I graduate, we won't need outside support any longer."

Haggard and his wife(female one)are studying to be counselors (!) and need the money to live on while they go to school and live in a faith based halfway house in Phoenix, where they will also work as counselors.

But is Teddy really that poor? According to reports he has a bit of cash. Haggard received a salary of $115,000 for his last few months of employment and had received bonus of $85,000 before he left in disgrace. Plus, his church paid severance including a year's salary of $138,000. Plus there are royalties on his books and tape sales.

Far from a poor pauper. This bitch has balls for sure. Now if he would just have the balls to admit he is gay.