Saturday, April 28, 2007

Condom Fear

Maybe it was September 11th, could be Virgina Tech, or having mindless morons running the country for so long, out of control police and persecutors (ooops there I go again I mean prosecutors) or maybe too many lawsuit happy nitwits, but we as a nation are becoming paranoid.

Witness:

This past Friday some classrooms at Des Moines (IA) Area Community College were evacuated and local police and postal inspectors called because of a suspicious package. A bomb?? Anthrax?? Fan Mail from some flounder?? (a great line from Rocky and Bullwinkle). Nope, it was only a box containing 500 condoms.

The package, from a previous guest speaker, was sent to the teacher of a human sexuality class. No reason was given as to why it was so suspicious. I am sure charges will be filed for some reason against someone.

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