What I Want For Christmas

Just in time for my Christmas gift, what I have always wanted:

An online company stupid.com is selling a Larry Craig (you know the Senator from Idaho, hero of all bathroom action lovers) action doll that, upon pressing a button, will proclaim in Craig's own words "I am not gay". The doll also wears an "I am not gay" t-shirt.

The doll and can be made to strike Craig's now infamous 'wide stance' pose if that suits your fancy. His arms can bend so he can run his hand under your stall too. Wouldn't that be fun on your Holiday trips?

All for just $34.95.

And if anyone gets me one, you are nuts.