Porn Stars and Drag Queens

Want to break the ice at your next party? Here is a fun albeit slightly naughty ice breaker:

Find your Porn Star name:

Take the name of your first pet, preferably a dog or cat, as your first name and then the street you grew up on as your last name.

If I were a porn star, I’d be Mr. K Gregory. Not bad, I guess I’d be a big leather daddy or something like that, maybe a pornographic Mr. T.

It doesn’t always work, like if your first pet was Winkie and you grew up on 12th Street. Winkie 12th would not make us drool in sexual arousal.

I like to make up drag names. I have never done drag; I rarely have even donned a costume for Halloween. But the fun of making a drag name can help while away boredom and sometimes can come up in the strangest places, causing a sly chuckle.

“Bess Western” is one of my favorites. I imagine an Annie Oakley or a little western tart in fish net hose.

A sultry, French Caribbean chanteuse could be “Campho Phenique”

Need a nurse? “Anna Septic” or “Anna Phylactic” would come to your aide with a big rectal thermometer.

An ad for linen provided “Queen Duvet”. “Chenille Duvet” could be her cousin.

So what is your drag name or porn name? Pato wants to know!